"whar" is occasional slang for people who are too lazy to fully pronounce the word what, and it comes out as sort of a mumbled "whar" noise. They also can type it this way, too. Other examples of similar ways of doing this would be wot and wut.
Jason asked a stupid question, and Ra answered him by asking "whar?" in response.
Person 1: Hey guys, whar up
Person 2: Dude, you much misspelled "what"
Person 3: What the fuck, you need typing practice
Person 1: guys stfu, everyone makes mistakes, I just pressed "r" instead of "t" when I spell "what"
An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.
First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.
Me: Whar doon tonight? Wanna catch a movie?
My sister: I’m bust tonight! Whar doon tomorrow?
Me: I don’t care whar doon tomorrow because I wanted to hang tonight.
