Whats The Crack

whats happening/whats going on/what the hell

whats the crack with your hair?
what the fuck have you done with your hair?

By Risa

What's The Crack?

What's going on, what's been going on.

What's the situation.

Can also be used as:

What's your crack (what's going on with you).
"Crack?"

See also, "No crack" ("Nee crack" - Geordie) as an insult meaning boring, with nothing to talk about.

"What's the crack?".

"Not a lot, just been at work really".

By Hephzibah

What's The Crack?

A phrase generally used in Northern Ireland meaning "any news", or something to that effect. It's answered with "nothing much" even if you do have news.

"What's the crack?"
"Nothing much. Oh, I won the lottery!".
"Class!"

By Bert

Whats Cracking

Form of "What's Up".

What's crackin' home nugget?

By Reeta

What Cracks

Whats up; whats happening; whats cooking.

What cracks tonight yo, gonna get a rusty trombone from da toofless hoe on the corner? Aight yo *does Saved by the Bell handshake*

By Vin

Whats Cracking On The Blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).