A quick way to get drunk. Since alcohol is absorbed in the intestines, a quick route is to fill an
enema bag with wine and insert it into the anus and squeeze.
Voila. Who needs the calories of
imbibing.
Last night Shirley wanted to get drunk, but she didn't feel like drinking. So, we made a wine enema by
filling up an
enema bag with
boons, inserted into her anus, and squeezed.