Define Boons Meaning

When a man dry humps a woman and some how cums in his pants. The woman however may not know that he has done so.

A town in "The High Country" of North Carolina, commonly reefered to as "THC". Home of Appalachain State University where trustafarians, incredible ganja and an inherent affinty for alcohol come together to form something that doesn't exist anywhere else on the east coast. And did I mention that the ganja is incredible...

To go after a girl a few years younger, start dating her, and then getting dumped by her.

The boon is the first stage in which too much self pride and selfishness devour the hearts of a female. This is only the case for the less attractive ones where they believe they are sexy but are actually quite atrocious.

It's russian dressing not ranch.

Possibly the best sandwich ever created. First made at Se-Port Deli on Long Island.
Chicken cutlet, melted american cheese, ranch dressing, and bacon on a poppyseed bun.

Boone - To be boone is to be superior in every single way.

It was actually pitched to the deli as an idea for a sandwich by Ed O'Neill, the actor that played Al on Married with Children

Hooning in the boonies(country/middle of nowhere)

A deliberate delay of completing a necessary task at a slower rate than is necessary.