"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"
Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"
By Mab
The Hump
Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.
Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?
My babies daddy is such a hump , he never takes care of his kids. My ex is a real hump , she buys drugs with the child support money. My kids father lives with his mother and does nothing for his kids , what a hump.
1) The boy jump on his mate and humped him crazy.
2) The girl bent down on all fours and allowed the boy to hump her crazy.
By Eda
Humping
an another expression of twerking. Mostly used on dogs as dogs can tend to hump quite a few household items. Most dogs find it amusing but some just cannot be bothered with life
