Define Ferret Meaning

Ferret
The most desirable of any domesticated animal.

My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.
By Jenelle
Ferret
A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.

"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"
By Callida
Ferret
Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

By Viviyan
Ferret
Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)
By Jessalyn
Ferret
an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog

person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret
By Carmelita
Ferret
a gorges playfull little aniaml...kind of like a weasel..great pets!

my ferret is so funny,we can watch her all day
By Brit
Ferret
Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.

Wow, that ferret smells like piss.
By Laurella
Ferret
c0rn likes ferrets AND I DO DUHHHH cuz they like the best species out there

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By Charmion
Ferret
1. a funny little fluffy animal :)

2. when a girl has bushy pubes that go down the inside of her leg, looks like a ferret. :(

1. aww what a cute little ferret. :)

2. OMG SHE HAS A FERRET!! AND IT YODELS! D:
By Sue
Ferret
Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.

1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!
By Gray