A severe infection, caught from being within a 20m radius of an
infectious woobstick. Leads to a collection of buffs: nausea II, blindness II, sharpness III and
feather falling V. This infection is still to this day incurable. Researchers are still looking into the satanic factors of this curse. You have a 97.86% chance to get teleported to
Barney's dimension if you get him to smang you.
Mom, I've been so horny ever since Dad stopped fucking me.
Hunny, just go outside and find barny, he has a huge
woobstick. But I don't know if he has
woobitis.
I don't care! I just want him to
smang me in the ass!
Okay, do whatever makes you happy, son.