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Define Wooden Leg Meaning

Wooden Leg
An old fashioned, cheap prosthetic we all wish we had. Typicaly seen on Afghan land mine victims.

Hey Max bring my wooden back you prick of a dog.
By Patsy
Wooden Leg
Virginity in the mid twenties or beyond: a flaw that one can't see upon the first meeting, but will make it really hard to get them to take off their pants.

I was trying to hook up with this hot girl, but I couldn't close because she had a wooden leg. I won't be calling her again.
By Faye
Wooden Leg Syndrome
Inability to gauge the onset of intoxication until the commencement of blackout. Typically, individuals focus on the future drink and hurry through the drink in hand in order to enjoy the next.

"Did you see Ryan last night? His Wooden Leg Syndrome was out in full force. He must have topped off right before the face plant/bloody mess."
By Zilvia