adj. Chemically incovienenced while
drinking Red Knot wine. You are
Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desire to get
knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.
I was chilling with this hot little
librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to
zork her all the time now. This shit is
crunk.