Define Zorked Meaning

Zorked
adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desire to get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.

I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.
By Rozalie
Zork
One of the greatest text-based adventure series of all time. Infocom's most successful brainchild with incarnations still being made even today.

>You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
>_
By Shawna
Zorked
High out of your mind. Thunderbaked.

Just ate a weed choco I am so zorked rn
By Leland
Zorking
The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.

Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.
By Ollie
Zork
A young Caucasian male whos known in Broward county for always having bike in his nose.

Damn you just seen Zork throw him some
Bike.
By Cammie
Zorking
Zorking is a synonym for throwing up or puking, typically after a long night of excessive drinking.

Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.

Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.
By Anjela
Zork
Trinidadian slang for being misguided or fooled into actions that may lead to somewhat embarassing circumstances.

To be screwed over. A comic description of a victim of juvenile pranks or an unfortunate moment or twist of events.

Boy yuh pay too much for that car..the man zork yuh.

Yuh thought yuh was gettin in free to the fete, nah yuh get zorked.

Yuh wife didnt cook food fuh yuh..dat is zork.
By Kirsti
Zork
Zork, a monster that has a huge wang that can shoot out fireballs and drools out white stuff.4kids will probably edit out the penis and replace it with boxers.

4kids Producers: " HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A PENIS?!! Let's edit it out and put a bikni or boxers on it yes? ( >^( O_O)
By Velvet
Zork

zork.
By Malory
Zork
You are doing electrical work and you didn't turn of the current for the 220 volt supply. You absentmindedly touch the screwdriver to two hot poles at once. A flash, a puff of smoke, and you realize that the tip of the steel screwdriver melted and is now unusable. You "zorked" your screwdriver. Zork is the sound it made, a low hum and crackle.

I thought I turned it off at the panel, I zorked my screwdriver good, I'm happy I didn't get zorked myself!
By Nadine