If you meet anyone with this birthday, keep them with you. They are the cutest little beans and will always be there for you. Make sure to give this special person the love that deserve.
a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.
National Penis Inspection Day An annual inspection, which happens on October 29th. Start off by going up to your significant other or someone (with consent), to check their package to make sure everything is alright downstairs.
Gym Teacher: "Guys, it's October 29th, you know what that means"
Josh: "Oh god, I might fail the inspection"
Sarah: "Don't worry, Josh, everything looks alright, you'll be fine!"
