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Define A Bidet Meaning

Bidet
An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
By Phelia
Bidet
Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.

My hotel in Spain had a bidet and a toilet in the bathroom
By Trenna
Bidet
instrument resembeling a miniture bath or large urinal, used to cleanse excrement from ones filthy posterior

this is a job for a bidet
By Jacquelyn
Bidet
A Polish drinking fountain.

I apologize to Poland for that.
By Celine
Bidet
A very clever and hygienic idea. Originally made for women in their period that were to lazy to take a shower.
But you guys don't know that it is also a masturbation device. I strongly recomend this to anorgasmic girls.
It works this way:

1.sit down without underwear,
2.regulate the warm shower,
3.slightly move to find the correct position, I mean, on your clitoris or close to it... and hum! wow... that's pretty fast!

-- Vicky, get out of there I really gotta piss!
-- *in the bathroom* Leave me alone! I'm cleaning my cunt! Ooooh yeahhh!I love the bidet!
By Karina
Bidet
Little bum washing toilet you can't shit in

'Hang on Brenda, I've just had a right clingy shite, need to use the bidet'
By Joycelin
A Bidet
When a man/woman spits on another man or woman’s asshole before anal sex

“Tommy I forgot my lube in the car”
“That’s okay honey, I’ll just give you a bidet”
By Adah
Bidet
When one is being excessively feminine and or a big gaping asshole they are said to be "on the bidet"

"Haha I had sex with your mom last night"
"Dude get off the bidet"
By Kikelia
Bidet
A douche bag of the homosexual variety.

I can't believe he's making out with another man on the dance floor while his boyfriend is watching. What a bidet.
By Natalya
Bidet
1. A accessory water fixture located in or beside a toilet used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.

Example

Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.

Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.

Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.

Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
By Guinevere