Define My Cunt Meaning

My Cunt

Me:yo my cunt have not seen you in a long time!!
Her:Shut the fuck up im going home.
By Benetta
Shit My Cunt
When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.

"Damn I shit my cunt!"

Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"
By Bliss
Shitting On My Cunt
It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"

I don't believe you i think you're shitting on my cunt
By Birgitta
Get Off My Cunt

Mother: "Sweetheart, have you done your homework yet?"
Son: Damn bitch! Get off my cunt!
By Perry
Lick My Cunt For Luck
A term used by real dirty birds that are usually looking for more than just a lick to get to the center of her tootsie pop.

“Why don’t ya lick my cunt for luck cause your dumbass is going to need it
By Kamillah
Suck My Cunt, Dickboi
A one time popular phrase of the internet culture.

Yo momma don't like my socks? Suck my cunt, dickboi.

A pajama cat is coming for you in the morning. Suck my cunt, dickboi.
By Gayel
Cunting My Spastic
The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.

defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
By Lavena
Cunt My Pussy
A woman wiping her ass from the back to the front, rubbing feces into her pussy opening, making it a cunt.
Milking vagina lips can be considered cuting a pussy as well.

An angry woman has a perfectly good vagina, wiping fowards will turn that vagina into a cunt....cunt my pussy.
By Octavia
Kiss My Ass Little Cunt Ass Bitch Fuck You
something i saw to zoinky_k

Zoinky: BADSQAD IS A TRANSPHOBE
Cool Guy BADSQAD: kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you
By Nicolina
Get On My Level Cunts
When you just fucked OBJ no lie

I just fucked OBJ no lie… get on my level cunts!
By Debra