Define Obj Meaning

Obj
Obligatory joke

in the usenet forum rec.humor posters who wished to talk about off topic information were required to add an obligatory joke. They prefaced this with the acronym OBJ.

I like oranges
OBJ: what do you call a man walking through the forest? Russell.
By Inna
Obj
Stands for outstanding blow job. Given to a man because it was well deserved. Usually because he has done something spectacular. Also given until the recipient has achieved an orgasm. If bj's are given as part of foreplay, they usually aren't completed. Obj's are necessary every now and then.

Girlfriend: you are super sexual today!!! How about an Obj?!
Boyfriend: what about you?

Girlfriend: no, I'm fine. Giving you an obj would complete my life.

Loucy loves giving her boyfriend an obj on the reg.
By Rebecca
Obj
A sexual act where one lays on their back and is marinated in feces by their partner.

"Did you get laid last night?"

"No, just an obj."

"You mean a bj?"

"Haha. I wish."
By Manya
OBJ
A term/abbreviation used when talking about the Objective, usually in a video game but also applicable to real life. Spoken as O-B-J.

"Head for OBJ, they're securing it"
By Linell
OBJ
Occasional blow job- A blow job that one gives occasionally, used when it is not a big deal.

hey you want an OBJ?
Yes, please!
By Suzann
OBJ
Obligatory Blow Job. The act of going down on one's male partner, either because he just went down on you and you owe him one, or because you don't want to bone him yet.

Sue: So, didja do him yet?
Jessica: Nah, I wasn't in the mood, but he was horny so I gave him an OBJ.
By Deva
OBJ
To make a woman an object for recreational purposes. Involves feeling up, taking advantage and possibly a cock slapping.

Hey lets call in a batch and go obj in hot tub.
By Ivie
Obj
The North American dialect of the word

"Scrungus"

Obj: Obj
Obj: Obj
By Rosa
OBJ

Flamingo: ha ha
Flamingo: I’m better
Girl:Spiller to fortnight electrolytes I fortnight elements in the front [OBJ]
By Wanids
OBJ
When a guy asks a girl to take a fat meaty shit on their chest before sex

“Hey babe do you wanna OBJ me?”
By Cherilynn