A.K.A dylan. a large, hairy, ape of a person. no this guy literally has so much hair on his body. and he also lies about his virginity, hes such a virgin. he falls in love way too easily and cant get over ANYTHING. he also lies about being bisexual and dates guys and then dumps them the next day. hes a pedophile who falls in love with little girls. hes an
emo poser who dresses like a fake gangsta and cuts too pretend to be emo. hes way too dramatic and makes a big deal over every little thing, he makes fun of everyone for stuff even he does. hes a masturabion and
porn addict who dates little girls on the internet. and is dating a short, ugly, native girl who doesnt brush her
grey hair and needs to fix her teeth.
EXAMPLE #1:
Russell: i love you rachael, i really do.
Rachael: i hate you! go away you hairy ape!
Russell: *fake crys, cuts himself*
Rachael: HAHA you
emo poser. loser.
EXAMPLE #2:
Russell: dude, i just took the emo test online and it says im not emo. im so depressed. this pisses me off so fucking much.
Nadaleigh: uh ok? i dont care.
Russell: im emo though! i cut and stuff...
Nadaleigh: you arent emo. im
emoer than you.
Russell {one day later}: UGH!!! the emo test says im not emo!! what the fuck??? *cuts himself*
Nadaleigh: i dont fucking care! you dress like youre gangsta
Russell: *fake crys*
