Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and
cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating
bamboo and sitting on their
haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.
And the Lord came unto the Earth and made
the Panda to his likeness. And HE
spake, saying, "Thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." And the Lord smiled upon the Panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22)
And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and
rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)
