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Define Accordian Meaning

Accordian
attributable to

accordian to Beverley, Jef is mad.
By Jobie
Accordian
what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle

By Gwendolen
Accordian
Trying to fuck with a limp dick.

When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian
By Farra
Accordianing
When one lover frolics around, waving an accordian around the body of their lover until they reach their sexual peek.

"How was last night?" "Great, but I'm a little tired from accordianing"
By Kip
Accordian
When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.

Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."
By Kathe
Accordianated
Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.

You can drive a stick shift and fold a map all at once? Wow, you are really accordianated!
By Trix
Accordian
The greatest Dutch music ever played.

By Meryl
Accordian
A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.
By Olivia
Accordian
An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.

The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.


Suicide.
By Blinny
Rusty Accordian
Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position

Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian
By Winne