A term
denoting that the individual is going to jerk off in the speediest manner possible. While this method of jerking off is very efficient,
the pleasure experienced is drastically
reduced. May be used as a verb, noun or acronym (As Fast As Possible).
Example 1:
Parents: We're going to the shops, but we'll be back in 5 minutes. Bye son.
Son: Looks like it's time for an
afap.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, how did you break your hand?
Guy 2: I heard a knock on my door while I was jacking off, so I had to finish
A.F.A.P.
Example 3:
Guy 1: I had a glorious orgasm last night.
Guy 2: Yeah I wouldn't know anything about that - I tend to afap. Also, I'm pretty sure you stole that line from
Zach Galifianakis
Guy 1: Fuck you, man.
