1. Hot, Yet Annoying Chick: "My chump boyfriend couldn't come to the party,
do you mind talking to me all night so no one hits on me? I'll make sure you don't meet any other chicks, and then
I'll go home and hump my boyfriend!"
Me: "AGT for that noise."
2. Normal Person #1: "Lisa got mad because I was making fun of
the Jonas Brothers."
Normal Person #2: "Lisa? AGT for that skank."