Define Alaskan King Crab Meaning

Alaskan King Crab
When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
By Janina
Alaskan King Crabs
Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
By Jeanine
Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.
The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
By Romy