crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.
Use the "ol"blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of bitches in that good old fashioned way.
By Suki
Crabs
Peskypubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.
Guess who, the Crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts, with our feet. The Crabs, oh yes, the Crabs. The Craaaaaaaaabs.
me : DUDE! guess what !!??
jon: what!!??
me : my sack itches
jon: ok why are you telling me ?
me : tell your sleezy douche bag mom i said thanks for the crabs!
By Deana
Crabs
def1: infestation of the pubic hair by crab lice def2: These crustaceans have a hard bony or chitinous outer covering with a small abdomen concealed beneath it, short antennae, and five pairs of legs, of which the anterior pair are large and pincerlike.
