Define Alder Meaning

Alder
name of a person that is a vegetarian tree hugger wannabe crip son of a bitch. Usually walks with a limp or has a gimp arm. Has plenty of time and very little money consequently.

That alder fucked up that shit.
Alder did it again.
By Cyb
Alderic
A boy who is loving to some people but hateful to others. he's funny, he can take a joke/nothing can hurt his feelings, but if he's in a bad mode don't make his mood worse because it won't end well for u

There is no example for alderic because there doesn't need to be one
By Honoria
Alder
The physical reincarnation of jesus. commonly causes friction damage when he beats his meat. commonly eats ass frequently. accidently pours gasoline on his meat and sets it on fire. hes a good boy beacuse he only does meth crack and heroin.

By Lolly
Afternoon Alder
A boner that comes around in the afternoon with a hard suprise.

Ahhh man dude, I have a afternoon alder and its a big one
By Verna
Dirty Alder
When your dog licks his chocolate starfish for twenty minutes straight, then you walk in all naive and whatnot and ask him for a big sloppy tongue kiss.

Madison: "Who stepped in dog poop?"
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
By Ferdinande
Alder Mode

John was in alder mode when he played scarface the world is yours all day !
By Fae
Alder Flats
place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.

Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.

I had a dream last night. Alder Flats was a rainbow and Rocky Mountain House was a scorpion chasing its tail. Aerosmith music was playing. There were rocks in the road. A lot of rocks.
By Fanny
Alder Mode

Sterl was on the kamode in Alder Mode when he was playing Ps3 all day on his new 42¨ flat screen
By Ivie
Jonathan Alder High School
2010 Div 2 Baseball State Champions (34-0) Only 25 teams nationaly to go undefeated to with a state title with Alder being the 25th BEST DAMN BASEBALL TEAM EVER!

Jonathan Alder High School
By Rania
Alder

Did you see Adler in Black ops? Yes I think Alder’s a wannabe woods
By Alayne