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Define Alfresco Meaning

Alfresco
To go alfresco, a phrase used to describe going without underwear. Synonymous with going commando. Coming from the word Alfresco describing an activity done in the open air.

"It's dangerous to go alfresco in shorts"

"I always go alfresco in summer, I hate having Betty Swallocks"
By Emmie
Alfresco
An Italian word that refers to three different words.
- Fresh
- Outside
- Picnic
The word was roughly made/invented between 1925 and 1950
in Italy and was mostly used to describe something as good or fantastic.
Can be used in almost every possible outcome.

You see a fit or good-looking girl and your with a friend you say 'that girl's Alfresco'
Or when you eating a meal and it suits you appetite you say 'that's Alfresco still'
Or your playing football, you score a sick goal you say 'that goal was Alfresco still'
By Lavena
Vajayjay Alfresco
When a man doesn't wear underwear under his clothes, it's called going commando or freeballing (because, you know, his balls are dangling freely). Now, when a woman doesn't wear underwear, what's that called? The term freeballing doesn't exactly work because, you know, women don't have balls. Hence, the term "vajayjay alfresco."

One should never -- and I mean *never* -- go vajayjay alfresco while riding a bicycle and wearing a miniskirt.
By Samara
Alfresco Sex
sex outside, under the stars

Fuck outside where anyone could see you

I was camping, and me and my girl had the best alfresco sex ever
By Lou
Alfresco Sneeze
An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards

Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty
By Vere