Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears (before her ass got fat and nasty),
Carmen Electra and (insert name of the female celebrity you find most attractive) are all "
ALG."
Prude: You'd seriously eat
Megan Fox's ass out?
Stud: Hell yes!
Prude: That's sick! I would never do that!
Stud: Even after she'd let you do whatever you wanted to her afterwards?
Prude: Well, maybe . . .
Stud: I knew you weren't gay.