Define Anal Beard Meaning

Anal Beard
The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.

"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."
By Novelia
Anal Beard

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.
By Janella
Anal Beard
the pubic hair surrounding the anus

fack off barry, ya fricking anal beard
By Genovera
Anal Beard

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"
By Nyssa
Anal Beard
a beard that sprouts from ones anus

dude,is that an anal beard hang outa your anus?
By Helaine
Anal Beard
A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard
By Ketti
Anal Beard
The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"
By Biddie
Anal Beard
when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice

George Anal Beard BUSH
By Karole
Anal Beard
An anal beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons anus.

A large beard that comes out of your anus which is called an anal beard
By Jeana
Anal Beard
A hairy batti crease like a gorilla.

she made me wax my anal beard.
By Devan