Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on
sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of
the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on
the Wii.