Vodka,
applesauce and Phenobarbital served with a plastic bag.
Proper attire for drinking an Applewhite Martini includes a tracksuit and Nike Windrunners.
Refers to
Marshall Applewhite, leader of the
Heavens Gate Cult which used this concoction to kill themselves so they could get on a UFO flying behind the Hale-Bopp Comet. This happened in San Diego in 1997.
That girl was so depressed she drank an
Applewhite Martini.
or
Those
fundies drank Applewhite Martinis while waiting for the
rapture.