People who were born on this day are literally THE BEST PEOPLE in the world. Like they are perfect. Good looks, intelligence, physical superiority. The total package. There’s simply no denying it. If you meet someone born on this day, consider yourself lucky, because they will rock your world my friend. You haven’t known HAPPINESS unless you’ve met someone born on
April 18th! You better watch out though, sometimes they are just so amazing that people within their vicinity can catch a bad case of jealousy. You don’t want that to happen. So word of advice: just accept the fact that they are better than you and
you’ll be fine.
Hip hip hooray.
“Yo see that girl over there? How is she so perfect? I’ve never met anyone like her before!”
“Bro didn’t you know? She was born on April 18!”
“
Oh damn that
makes sense! She’s literally a
goddess”
