Define April 18th Meaning

April 18th
Planned anal sex. Thanks to Jim Jefferies. Does not have to coincide with the actual date.

"It's my boyfriend's birthday next week"
"Are you going April 18th?"
"Yeah, it's part of my four-a-year"
By Emlynn
April 18th
The day we will die.
The bible is good right? maybe not.

LAMENTATIONS 4:18

our enemies hunted us so we could not even walk in the streets. our end came near. our time was up. our end came.

THIS CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE BIBLE I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOOK IT UP IF YOU WANT

also aliens and shit from that twitter voice mail

Nibba we gon die on april 18th
By Evvy
April 18th

Send a nude to your lover on April 18th.
By Shayla
April 18th
National steal a kiss day part 2

Cause I missed the first one🤷🏻 ♂️

“Bro it’s April 18th national steal a kiss day don’t be a pussyfr don’t be a pussy
By Clary
April 18th

By Lin
April 18th
Boyfriends show their girl some love and send them a dick pic

Boy* happy April 18th
Girl* babe u remembered
Boy*I'll send it right away
By Selia
April 18th
It’s the day where you just watch donkey Kong

Ay it’s April 18th dk time
By Roxine
April 18th Is National Sexy Jama Day
It is sexy boy name jama he can pull any girl and he is very very cool and smart and good at soccer and he will take ur girl watch out

April 18th is national sexy jama day Beacsue he is sexy guy with a big dick that simple
By Pam
April 18th: National April 11th Redo Day
If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.

To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.

"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
By Glori
April 18th

Today is April 18th which means today is Leyandra’s birthday!
By Cody