If news of
April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck !
April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially
grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To
grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo"
April 11th;
grab ass day.
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"