Define April 19 Meaning

April 19

me: i want a grilled cheese
lillian: ok
me: i am lactose intolerant
lillian: what about it? it’s april 19. it’s only right
By Shirlee
April 19
anyone born on this day deserves to get dick down !

someone: Hey Tina wyd on April 19?

Tina: It’s my birthday ! i’m getting dicked down!
By Catlee
April 19
April 19 is national sleep at school day.

Teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
Student: It’s April 19, so we get to sleep at school
By Rebecka
April 19
April 19 is National Grab Your Homie’s Balls day

P1: hey homie it’s April 19, you know what that means
P2: no
P1 grabs P2’s balls
By Elicia
April 19

By Jessika
April 19
National fingering day. This is a day where you finger your significant other as many times as you can that day.

Girl:Why did you finger me 12 times today.
Guy:It's April 19 and it's national fingering day
By Jeanna
April 19
The day that the most beautiful, smart, amazing, and nicest girl was born. If you know this girl or are able to be around her, you are the luckiest person in the entire world. Her smile will light up the room when she walks in.

Guy: when is your birthday?
Girl: April 19th
Guy: I am graced by your presence
By Allys
April 19

Ayo guess whats tommorow?

What April 19?
National Give head day nigga
By Jilli
April 19
The day you go out and stock up on bud for the marvelous holiday the next day.

Hey its April 19, I better contact my street pharmacist to stock up for tomorrow.
By Jeane
April 19
April 19th is the day of happiness since it’s Jenna’s bday give her a hug? Say hello!

By Kiah