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Define Ass Captain Meaning

Ass Captain
The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
By Modesty
Ass Captain
very very very gay man.

In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.

very gay man on a boat.


"if I told you i was an ass captain, would you swab my poopdeck?"

"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
By Alyss
Ass Captain
Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.

Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus
By Vikky
Captain Ass
Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..

Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!
By Wendie
National Beat The Beaner Captains Ass Day
Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
By Lurline