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Captain
Short for Captain Morgan's Rum

I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
By Lianna
Captain
A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).

Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.
By Marcelia
Captain
He launched every zig for great justice.

Captain: What you say?
By Gerhardine
Captain
n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle

The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.
By Rosy
Captain
a guy thats kinda like a sissy ... a guy that tells a girl he loves her just to get with her and is always falling inlove and is always romantic to girls no matter if he just mett them

guy meets girl:

guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: ur so beautiful ::gives her flowers:: i love u
ME: hahaha look hes captinizing
my homeboy to the guy: wat up captain!
me: lol yea what up captain sav-a-hoe.. she dont wanna be saved dont sava her
"tru story :-p"
By Laurie
Captain
(Australian Slang)- Captain Cook ; To take a look.
To look at, or to point ones attention to

Take a captain at the set on her
By Anselma
Captain
v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly

I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!
By Lianna
Captain
nickname or greeting for a porn fiend; someone who is constantly surfing for porn

"Hey Captain, you better re-laminate your laptop monitor."
By Yoshiko
Captain
verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change

Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.
By Jemie
Captain
noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander

Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.
By Farica