Define Captain Morgan Meaning

The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!

the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life

when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.

Captain Blackout.