Define No Life Meaning

No Life
Somebody with no life is one that doesn't value their own time, and so will spend it in ways that even they feel or know are a waste of their time (although they may not admit it).

As different people enjoy different things and priorities vary by person, this is often used (by people who disagree with what is or isn't a good use of time) to judge and insult people who are actually happy with the way they spend their time.

Alternatively, it could refer to somebody who is very dedicated to something (especially something frivolous or negative), at the cost of most anything else.

1: LOL U LIKE THAT? OMG LOSER FAGET GET A LIFE

1 (translated): Wow, I can't believe you spend all your time doing something you enjoy that I don't, you must have no life.

2: Yet you have nothing better to do than judge people like a prick. It's ironic that you sound so full of yourself, since it makes it seem like you think making fun of somebody's hobbies means you have a life.

3: Are you two seriously arguing over who does or doesn't have a life? Both of you need a life!

4: Time is one of life's most precious resources. Do not squander it by having no life, or by listening to those that say you have none.

5. Unless you're hurting people with what you're doing. In that case, get a life.
By Dannye
No Life
To reject your 1st life and substitute a new one.

guy1: Dude where's Jeff
guy2: He's playing that online game!
guy1: GOOD LORD!, he's played it for two weeks now,an he has no life!
By Lois
No Life
the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.

Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.
By Staci
No Life
When you spend so much time on Urban Dictionary that when you click the "random" button you have already seen the definition.

If you are reading this, you probably have no life.
By Yoshiko
No Life
South Park when Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Eric played world of warcraft.

A big fat no life sitting on their ass doing something online instead of going outside like "U" and "Me"... but mostly "U"
By Kikelia
Life Is Life
The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"

Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life
By Larissa
Life
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

By Sheilah
Life
The meaningless void between birth and death.

By Tamera
Life
A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

By Natalina
Life
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
By Marieann