Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
By Katharyn
Ass-Confetti
An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.
During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.
