Define Confetti Meaning

Confetti
When a group of friends simultaneously text message a mutual friend. Often a particular subject of the text is agreed upon by the group. The group tells each other their particular text only after the multiple texts are sent.

I can't believe I got confettied last night...you guys!!!
By Cordy
Confetti

Joe: Mail me my money man!
Jake: Confetti!
Joe: Ya heard me!
Used more as a salutation or end of a conversation.
By Kris
Confetti
Small pieces of paper, often shot off at The Rocket Summer shows. Instant awesomeness.

By Lu
Confettious

Hey, are you going to have a confettious today?

That confettious last night was awesome.
By Ana
Confetti
One of the special effects that can be added in Halo 4, so when the player shoots a headshot, the enemy bursts with confetti.

Person 1: Boom, headshot!
Person 2: CONFETTI!!!
By Nancee
Confettied
When someone tears your ass up either verbally, or in writing. It's not even a fair fight.

"Did you see that email thread? Chris got his ass confettied by Sam today!"
By Jacky
Confetty
A term used by Fetty Wap before he ejaculates; a slang term for ejaculation

By Colette
Confetti
A joyful ejaculation which erupts into a spray of confetti just like the "Happy Birthday Grunt" mode from Halo 3!

"It is obvious that Nick had a confetti because after he wanked off there were colorful bits of paper all over the place!"
By Gene
Confetti
When a few day old tattoo reaches the peeling stage, the flakes of colored skin left behind after sleeping, changing clothes, etc.

The green and red confetti in her bed made Katie realize she needed to put lotion on her tattoo.
By Honoria
Ass Confetti
The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
By Carol