"mutual friend" is a pseudonym for the internet, or an internetdating site, when used to cover "how do you know...?" "oh, we met through a mutual friend"
"how do you know so and so?" "Oh, we met through a mutual friend" (translation: we met through an internetdating site looking for freaky people who like this and that...)
By Pearle
Mutual Friend
A girl who has been fucked by two guys (simultaneously or in different points of time) is their mutual friend.
Or a guy who has slept with two girls is also their mutual friend.
- Hey, guess what, I slept with Annie the other night! She was hella awesome in bed.
- Then I guess she’s our mutual friend now!
the phenomenon of meeting a new person that you have zero friends in common with, friend-requesting them, and within a few short weeks/months you suddenly have tons of friends in common
ummm... I barely knew you last month, and now you have leeched all my friends... MUTUAL FRIEND EXPLOSION (MFE)
By Kassey
Mutually Assured Friend Zone
The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.
They are then relegated to the state of perpetualfriend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.
Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
