Define Ass Eyes Meaning

somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus

(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.

note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.

Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.

An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.

Someone who does something stupid, usually without looking. This word usually pertains to idiotic drivers, but, can be used as an expletive when angry.

when you get shit in your eye( voluntarily or involuntarily) while motorboating someones ass

not to be confused with pink eye

when u brush your eye against a nasty butthole, causing inflammation
common symptoms include redness, irritation and death