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Define Ass Vampire Meaning

Ass Vampire
A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is

Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"
By Justinn
Ass Vampire
N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass

That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!
By Farrah
Ass Vampire
Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
By Ninetta
Ass Vampire
A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.

"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.
By Cordi
Vampire Ass
An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.

Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!
By Kaylil
Vampire Ass
When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.

Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.
By Delcine
Vampire Ass
When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.

I now have a great tan except I have a vampire ass
By Christyna