Define Assad Meaning

Assad
Assad is a word taken from Arabic, meaning a "Lion". Assad is handsome, brave, loyal and protective. He is a true leader and an Alpha plus he can make good decisions in hard situations. Assad is a person who you can have fun with. Assad has a good body shape (muscular) but sometimes skinny . Assad maybe aggressive when he is in bad mood.

Yo, Assad came !!! Finally we can have a good time !!
By Cordy
Assadism
In the action of supporting the Syrian Al-Assad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the Al-Assad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion.

"This shabiha has converted to Assadism a long time ago"

and

"...the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant Bashar Al-Assad portrait, saying "Bashar w Akbar"..."
By Corry
Assad
An Asad with a big, curvaceous ass, hence the extra 's' in the spelling of the name. Usually, all of his limbs are wide and big. The penis of this particular Asad is also quite wide, but of average length. A favorite of gay black men.

Friend 1: Yo, look who just walked in bra, Asad!!
Friend 2: Did you say Assad or Asad?
Friend 1: My bad, I meant Assssad. Check out the booty on him. The gays must be jizzing in their pants.
Friend 2: Delicious! Mouth-watering, boner-popping delicious!!!
By Cherida
Assad
Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice

Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad
By Cherida
Assad
A loser who couldn't get any pussy in this life because the U.S. Marines were taking it all so he blew himself up in hopes of getting some in the afterlife.

Did you hear about that guy Assad? Apparently he's got 72 babes all sucking his spectral dick up in heaven
By Peria
Assad Curse
When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse

John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
By Sean
Bashar Assad
Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.

Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?
By Dorolice
Bashar Al-Assad
The democratically elected president of Syria. He is not exactly evil monster dictator as US propaganda and western bullshit media (CNN, BBC) says.

Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.

Bashar al-Assad is a good person.
By Stefania
Bashar Al-Assad
A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.

Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."
By Tiffanie
Bashar Al-Assad
The president of the Syrian Arab Republic. Has managed to survive 5 years of the Syrian War and regain most of the populated areas of the country because of a fair degree of support amongst most groups of the Syrian population.

Opposed by western interests, destructive Gulf states and their puppets on the ground.

As a reformer, under his rule the Syrian economy steadily improved before the onset of the war. Several steps on the way to democracy were also taken such as a multi-party system in the Syrian Parliament, however strangely enough some western observers still claim the country would be better off governed by the allies of the Syrian branch of al-Qaeda even though they strongly oppose democracy as a western invention.

Phrase used by the supports of Bashar al-Assad and the Syrian government:
Allah, Souriya, Bashar ou bas!
By Robbie