A Kate-ism for the size serving of ice cream necessitated by a break up from any ASSTARD or fucktard. FLAVORS include "You Deserve Better" and "
College Boyfriend THAT ASS" as well as "Let's Just Be Friends" and "
Drakkar Noir." The ASSTUB serving is equivalent to the amount of suffering said ASSHAT has inflicted. Any way
you slice it, it's gonna be big.
"Wow, I can't believe I dated that
douchetard. I'm going to need to
dive into an ASSTUB of
ice cream..."