Define Astolfo Meaning

Astolfo

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By Isobel
Astolfo
A cute weeaboo bean with pink hair.

By Olga
Astolfo
The god of amongst all anime traps.
Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.

Friend 1: Dude Astolfo is so cute

Friend 2: Ayo what the fuck that's a guy

Friend 3: Oh shit
By Phylis
Astolfo
THE BEST WAIFU. Any other waifu is irrelevant to Astolfo, even Zero Two.

Someone: who’s best waifu? Zero Two or Mai?
Me: None, cuz Astolfo exists
By Becky
Astolfo
To be the best boy in an entire plotline.

That has got to be the best astolfo ive ever seen
By Carri
Astolfo Law
Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.

It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.

“Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
Not yet I’m still a child.”
By Muriel
Astolfo
The best private blatant Minecraft hacked client to ever exist. #AstolfoOnTop

Person 1: “That bhopper is hot 🥵🥵”
Person 2: “ yea bro he’s probably using Astolfo”
By Lurlene
Femboy Astolfo
The hottest fucking femboy in history his pussy has the size of capacity of INF meaning he has the biggest fucking pussy in existence I want to cum in him so fucking hard , the cutest fucking femboy with pink and white hair he is so fucking funny if I was male i would be gay just to date him and have sex with him even the hottest fucking femboy holy shit im cumming so fucking hard so fucking fast holy shit he is so hot

GUY : Holy shit look at that Femboy Astolfo
Guy 2: I want to fuck her in the ass

Guy 3 : same
By Daveta
Astolfo's Monster Energy
The meme is based on a male character from the anime Fate: Apocrypha called Astolfo who looks more feminine than musculine. Some guy tweeted an image of himself cosplaying Astolfo, holding a monster can on where his dick should be. He;s basically saying his cock is monster sized.

"Bruh, did you see Astolfo's Monster Energy can compared to his cock? That shit is big." - A Weeb
By Adorne
Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie
a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie
By Lacey