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Client
n. Person severely lacking in intelligence and common sense. See idiot and fuckwit.

Our client just asked us to send them a copy of the internet on CD.
By Milli
Client
A computer system or process requesting something from another system or process in a client-server relationship. The opposite of 'server'.

Browsers are clients because they request information from websites' servers.
By Teddy
Client
An indirect way of saying penis.

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A
By Ashien
Client
a girl of urs that does what you want when you want it

kim is one of my clients, i told her to come pick me up so i can get some booty.
By Sisely
Client
A man that seeks the services of a prostitute, usually in Poland, usally in a Fuck-house.

Jason (in a drunken slur)to the 10 girls at our table: So you are all prostitutes?

Prostitute: Yeeeeess! And you are the clients!
By Melinda
Cliented
When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.

Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out.
By Mollie
Client
Very gay New Yorker

Man, you're such a client!
By Grace
Client
known as somebody attending a dick appointment

marissa: “ girl my client is waiting “
melany: “go ahead girl”
By Tatiania
Client
someone who seeks medication from doctors and/or illicit drug dealers

that's one satisfied client strung out behind the dumpster
By Konstanze
Horion Client
A good Minecraft win10 client in the year 2019 before the lazy developers forgot how to code and are pretty much yandev 2.0. They also have a toxic discord server with people complaining about it not working and other people trying to do the devs jobs for them. the discord server is pretty much useless and doesnt provide any help.

anyone: hey, horion client isnt working
devs: k
By Jess