1. A person who tells a story that is so
execrable that you feel like your ear has been violated.
2. This is a person that makes you break out in a
cold sweat and shudder when he says "So
something interesting happened today..."
3. Someone that triggers your fight-or-flight response just by speaking.
Dude, that story sucked balls. Quit being an
audiophile.
So my
carpool buddy decided to be an audiophile on the way home today. He felt a burning need to tell me about the consistency of his bowel movements. I couldn't get away! We were
on the interstate for fuck's sake!