Filthy Monkey

The Dirty Vagina of a Very Promiscuous Woman.

I was going to eat, her till I went down and Discovered she had a "Filthy Monkey" then I aborted the Mission and Got out..

By Ardith

The Filthy Monkey, It Plans.

A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.

"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."

By Ophelia

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