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Define Axe Murderer Meaning

Axe Murderer
1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.
2) my mother in-law.

Hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my balls about my worthless piece of shit life again.
By Coletta
Axe Murderer
A vagina is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer

Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore

Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)

Girl: will i ever walk again?

Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)
By Hedwig
Axe Murderer
and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe

john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...
By Wandie
Axe Murderer
n. a really good guitar player. See axe.

Carlos Santana isn't just an axe man, he's an axe murderer!
By Nevsa
Axe Murder
A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods

Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun
By Annabal
Axe Murderer
Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.

I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.
By Rochell
Axe Murderer
1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".

1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
By Wylma
Ax Murderer
Someone who kills people with an ax.

SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?

LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.

S.W.M.: Why did you do that?

L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!

S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.

L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?

S.W.M.: Lock him up!

By Emera
Axe Murderer
When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?

Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?

Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
By Fredericka
Potential Ax Murderer
A Potential Ax Murderer (a.k.a. PAM) is someone you have been introduced to through friends, Tinder or online dating, but haven't yet met in person. Until you can check them out yourself, you always have to be cautious in case they turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer or Bunny Boiler.

P: Have you met that hottie you were matched with on Tinder?
R: Nah. We'll probably hook up later in the week.
P: Watch out she doesn't turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer!
By Riane