B.A.S.
B.A.S. is the abbreviation for
Big Arm Syndrome, a condition found in girls who are slightly overweight where their upper arms are huge compared to the rest of their body. The condition is common in girls who try to stay in shape but neglect their upper body. Often B.A.S. can be the result of a diet high in fat and above average consumption of alcohol. If it is not watched closely it can spread causing the girl to become extremely overweight.
Occasionally it is difficult to spot a girl with B.A.S. as a common
side effect is having large breasts, which can be distracting.
Girls with B.A.S. are often over sensitive about their weight and this causes them to be
combative and down right bitchy.
The Cure is to go to the gym and lift light weights that tone the
bicep and
tricep area of the arm. Along with a controlled diet of not eating like a cow, many girls have been able to escape the terrible syndrome and go on to be hot girls again.
"Hey man look at that babe over there with the big boobies"
"Ah I see, too bad she has a serious case of
B.A.S."
"Oh that's a shame, she had a lot to work with, I hope she gets help soon,
I'd hate to see her condition
worsen."