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Back Alley
a bar in downtown fullerton california where fashion-tattood douchebags in girls pants go to socialize with each other whilst drinking overpriced booze served in warm glasses.

wanna go to the back alley? no thanks, i'd rather go to a bar with good service at decent prices and avoid all the douchebaggery.
By Agna
Back Alley
Any popular street in a rundown, disreputable area.

"okay theres this couple and they've been dating for about 3 years

but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.

they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.

the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love

so hard.

and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."
By Adorne
Back Alley Beatdown
When you take a woman to the nicest restaurant in town, let her order whatever she wants off of the menu, pamper her as well as you can, and then when dinner is over, you take her into a dark alley behind the restaurant and beat her senseless.

Michael K: Have you ever heard of the back alley beatdown?

Dave P: No, I have not.

Michael Kroodsma: It's when you take a woman to the nicest restaurant in town, let her order whatever she wants off of the menu and then basically beat the shit out of her, and then leave her for dead.

Alex P: What in the fuck is wrong with you? You're a sick, sick man.
By Carmel
Back Alley Sally
A cheap hooker found in a worn out area

Do you take me for some back alley Sally? Fuck off.

Tom here was fucking some back alley Sally last night.
By Tyne
Hartford Back Alley
When one accidentally licks a girls armpit that has deodorant applied, thus drying out their mouth.

I was sucking down Whitney's neck and titties, when I accidental licked that pit and got that Hartford Back Alley hittah. Gang Gang.
By Blake
Back Alley Bitch
A woman with an appetite for sordid sex on the sneak, especially with strangers, and who frequents establishments where she can meet them and let them get her out into the "back alley." She often gets a particular thrill from going down on her knees and performing oral sex in the litter-strewn street.

One of Mike's friends saw his wife leaving a bar by the back door with another man, and the word soon spread to everyone but Mike that Bonnie was a dirty little back alley bitch.
By Nanice
Back-alley Bobsled
Fucking a chick in the ass while going down a waterslide.

Steve and Mindy were kicked out of Waterville for performing a back-alley bobsled.
By Othelia
Back Alley Kwan
The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.

Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.
By Celestyn
Back Alley Parkin'
Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.

"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"
By Giulietta
Back-Alley Bandit
A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.

Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.
By Lanna