matt: well, she is clean, classy, and looks great without makeup !! brbgotta go write 600 more facebook statuses about how much i love her
By Constancy
Whitney
A whitney is a beautiful and amazing person,a total party animal and a great girl to hang on to. She would be a best friend to anybody. She has an amazing body, and she is a real star at any sport or any competition in general. You wanna hold on to a whitney, its hard to find one like her.
The last man to date a woman before she starts dating other women.
WHITNEY is an acronym for:
When Her Interest Thereupon Notably Ended: Yoni.
A: Was he the last guy she was with before she realized she was a lesbian?
B: Yeah, he was her whitney. (or: Yeah, he was a whitney.)
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A: Didn't she used to date guys?
B: Yeah, but she got whitneyed.
By Marlane
Whitney
an alcoholic drink usually referring to a soda such as mountain dew being spiked with a lite beer.
whitney is like totally rad, okay? she has the prettiest blue eyes, lengthy lashes, and long blonde hair. her style is on a 10 and she can totally rock anything. she’s always there to make you laugh and smile. you want to be her friend, and once you get to know her she’s the life of the party!!! she’s probably also secretly super duper talented but is humble or won’t always show it. she’s super creative and always coming up with new ideas, and ways to have fun. whitney is a great person to be around and you ought to find more like her!
“whitney!!!”
“whitney omg”
“let’s go to costco whitney”
“whitney is so so cute”
“whitney IS a babe”