Define Bacon Sandwich Meaning

Bacon Sandwich

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.
By Rachael
Bacon Sandwich

her pussy looks like a flapping bacon sandwich
By Donnamarie
Bacon Sandwich
One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank

“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?”
Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please”
By Natalina
Bacon Sandwich
Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.

Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
By Patrice
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
By Elsa
Flying Bacon Sandwich
a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com

Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
By Valencia
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
By Vivia
Hairdressers Bacon Sandwich
A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....
By Darline
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours
By Koressa
Vertical Bacon Sandwich

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.
By Nona